Do you require your employees to shave their heads?

Yes, but HR told us we have to say no… So no.

Does pineapple go on pizza?

Look… We don’t want to start any fights here but sweet and salty has been a winning combination for decades. Also, tomato is fruit so there’s already fruit on pizza.

How much does a video cost?

That’s basically the same as asking,

“How heavy is a bird?”

Depends on the bird. Are we talking ostrich or pigeon?

Are you bald by choice?

Yes :(